Twitter

home of one of the most uneducated trolls that think they know everything but in reality they have the equivalent IQ of a goldfish, it is one of the most controversial apps besides tik tok, creator of cancel culture and overall a toxic environment
10/10

dumbass A: hey! do you have twitter
dumbass B: omg yeah!
dumbass A: omg hold on lemme add you on twitter

by valentinatheweeb December 14, 2021

Twitter

Retardation.

Person 1: "Have you been on Twitter?"
Person 2: "I almost killed myself after it, but yes."

by James Findley December 16, 2021

Twitter fever

When someone is always checking their tweeter for new tweets, trends. Basically someone who's addicted to twitter.

"sometimes? more like most times cause when a movie comes out and if it's trending, I always check the tweets 🥲 Issa habit"

"it's the twitter fever I guess 🤷🏾"

by uncledarkness December 22, 2021

Twitter

hell

"Wanna go on Twitter?"
"Did you mean hell?"

by ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ December 23, 2021

Twitter

funniest shit ever

why is twitter free? fuck you thats why

by add u/ADWR46290 on reddit April 7, 2022

Drunk twitter

A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail

First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2022

Twitter

Don't go there

"My friend opened a Twitter account yesterday, he's such an idiot."

by Sattrix77 April 14, 2022