Twitter

A toxic wasteland of idiots who believe that their opinion is suppierior to yours and are offended by everything you say. Also seeming to love canceling people for stupid reasons.

Me: the rams deserved to go to the Superbowl this year! I'm excited

Twitter user: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BANDWAGON RIDER THE 49R'S SHOULD BE IN THE SUPERBOWL!1!1!1!1!1!1! *Cancel* *cancel*

by Ultimate G A Y February 9, 2022

Twitter

Twitter is a place where you can share videos pictures or just share how you're feeling.
Twitter now, is like the new dark web. if you are looking to download Twitter prepare for traumatization!

"Donald Trump just tweeted"
"oh my god did you see the new Twitter video!? she had maggots in her cooch"

by daddyJosi February 13, 2022

Twitter

The dark web of pornhub

Dude1: dude you okay?
Dude2: nah bro I was on Twitter

by Pn.lexii February 14, 2022

rich people twitter

hell.

if you ever want a reason to die, just go onto rich people twitter.

by the cooler penguin27 February 14, 2022

Twitter

funniest shit ever

why is twitter free? fuck you thats why

by add u/ADWR46290 on reddit April 7, 2022

Drunk twitter

A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail

First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2022

Twitter

Don't go there

"My friend opened a Twitter account yesterday, he's such an idiot."

by Sattrix77 April 14, 2022