Table

If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:

1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."

Guy 1: Hey, that's a nice table.
Guy 2: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! I KNOW YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!

by XXACIOUS October 6, 2020

Table Licker

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.

You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020

Table Licker

Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table

Don’t dare her to do that. She is such a table licker she might actually do it.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020

Tablet Pen

The pen that comes with your drawing tablet. It gets lost easily because they have a special magnetic force that connects them to satan and you have a mental breakdown every time you lose it. What do you do when it's gone? Make a sacrifice; kill the canaenae in your basement and ring up satan. Ask him for a new tablet pen. Job done.

"I lost my tablet pen."
"Right then. Honey, grab the candles, I'll take care of the canaenae."

by Cheesey Duck December 2, 2020

table coral

something from subnautica that is good for electronics and red.

I just made a computer chip using table coral in subnautica. I can't find any table coral.

by ropoid January 15, 2021

tvable

all couches in your house are able to see the tv

“our living room is very tvable.”

by Love is gray March 13, 2021

Table Cobra

A waiter/waitress/server that is persuasive and charming at his or her table and knows how to use their charm to suggest and or recommend the up sale.

Roy is the Table Cobra at Maria's Italian Resturant in Cape Coral, Florida because when he arrives to greet his table, they are hypnotized by his suggestive charm, talking his guests into ordering a $34 entree.

by Creativelingo May 4, 2021