Turtle Jerk

A turtle jerk is when masturbating (male) sucking a pice of turd in and out of the ass (also known a turtle head!) and realeaseing pice of turd at the same moment as ejaculating.

I had a amazing turtle jerk at work and got paid for it!

by sjh horse March 23, 2011

Turtle Tug

As a last resort to resolve an argument, An all out Tug- of- War Tournament over green jello

Wayne: Hey, i think there is only one way for us to settle this argument

Amanda: And how is that exactly?

Wayne: We play a game of Turtle Tug, loser ends up in jello, and the winner will be correct

Amanda: Lets do this!

by Jets554 July 6, 2011

water turtle

My favorite type of turtle.

Hmm, that's a happy water turtle!

by Chris Z February 20, 2005

Turtle

VERB : During a fight, the act of covering up your head with both forearms and cowering. Significantly decreases the effectiveness of an opponent's attacks, however, it carries a massive reputation backlash.

NOUN : The actual act of doing a turtle.

NOUN 2 : Slang term for one who has done a turtle.

'Man, I was gonna beat him down, but he pulled a turtle on me.'
'A'ight, let's do this thang. No guns, no knives, no turtling.'
'I can't believe you wimped out on me! You're such a turtle.'

by Captain Dork December 30, 2004

turtle racing

slang/code for "smoking marijuana".

wanna do some turtle racing after work? i have some really nice purple ones.. heheh

by magnetic August 23, 2006

Stealth Turtle

When you pull a mooney with a turtle head poking out.....and no-one notices.

I was at a party last week and i pulled out a stealth turtle.

by Perrald August 7, 2006

Snapping Turtle Puss

A particularly strong pussy capable of crushing anything inserted into it with the slightest of ease. The force is reminiscent of the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Can be reversed only by a rare procedure called a "Puss Extraction".

I was fucking this girl as a dare for a free boat and her snapping turtle pussy clamped down on my dick and wouldn't release it.

by DoubleDare3000 July 2, 2017