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blue tool 

Someone who is a total tool, but you cannot refer to them as a tool because they are your "friend" or you are related to them.
ME: I don't want to go to Scout's Bar Mitzvah.

MOM: Why not?

ME: Because he is a blue tool and I hope he dies soon.
blue tool by d-frank April 17, 2007
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telecell tool 

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.
John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.
telecell tool by cinti August 24, 2006

cream tool 

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.
"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"
cream tool by TessAmanda November 2, 2007

fair tool 

a person who thinks there all that. they think there the greatest
Jayden is a fair tool sir
fair tool by Mikki93 February 4, 2008
equates to dildo
" you are such a pie tool"
pie tool by arfan September 28, 2008

mule tool 

Fryy on Uldamin in World of Warcraft
Dude your a mule tool
mule tool by Deziken October 14, 2009