catdik tongue

Upgraded human God. Ruling the futures past. Ruling the work world and every bitch in it. Sole owner of technologically advanced Sex drones inept with Person Pecker recognition.

Catdik Tongue is raised above the Wal-Mart parking lot, like Chris Angel. Like a God to reveal the latest The Pecker Reck name brand

by anonymous August 11, 2021

Afghani Tongue Bath

When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.

When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.

by KingFoopaTroopa June 12, 2023

But do you have a tongue?

Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.

Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021

Tongue brother

A homie you French kiss

Me and my tongue brother are meeting up this weekend, wanna join?

by Tonguebrothersunite October 6, 2025

Tongue Dump

The Tongue Dump is basically lesbian tongue karate. Its when you run the top of your tongue from a girls Gooch (sandbar) to her tramp stamp and then back with the bottom of your tongue. Paint The Fence

I painted a girl's fence last night with a Tongue Dump.

by KaseVonD March 29, 2025

tongue noises

The language of african people

*Tongue noises while hitting your face*
"Sorry, i don't speak african."

by barbaraaaaaaa July 6, 2024

tongue chowder

the mass of gunk collected at the blade end of a tongue scraper after a few successful passes. So named because of the often white to yellow hue and thickness of the gunk.

Dentist: "Billy, your teeth and gums look marvelous, but I recommend you start using a tongue scraper to remove that abundance of tongue chowder you have accumulated through the years. It will rid you of that bad breath you have told me about."

Billy: "Sure thing, doc."

by Orin Scrivello November 18, 2013