by lunchboxes September 08, 2006
A phrase used to convey anger, frustration, or simply to replace other, more crude words. Also used as a question/answer to inquire as to the status of another person, with the response conveying frustration. Generally used in workplace environments where cursing is discouraged.
by NutBoii November 30, 2011
A demented man with the voice of an old woman who gains sexual pleasure from caressing spoons, preferably rusty. Salad fingers, in some unamaginably unamaginable way, is made of salad. He was created by a miserable lump of meaningless, waist of meat, named David Firth, who, without knowing, rules the Universe. He makes me happy. I eat asians. Goodbye you shit.
by Pisshead February 17, 2005
Fruit Salad
by Frisky Corvette May 31, 2011
A song sung by The Wiggles which is sadly too easy to make fun of, due to the fact that we all can tell that all of them, even the pirate (or the butt pirate), are all gay. The fact that they sing this song basically sounds like they're singing about having a gay orgy, a.k.a. "the fruit salad."
"First step, peel your bananas (Translation: unzip the pants)...the first step, eat up your banana. (Translation: suck the dick)"
by raspberry (lust) muffin June 28, 2005
by Chronic the Hedgehog92 March 28, 2009
She is the queen of eating noodle salad! I saw her handle six softies at one time at a swingers party.
by The English Coachi December 27, 2015