Dick Harrison

Dick Harrison is the Man, The Myth and The Legend in the history genre and with great knowlege about humanity.
Also known as The Dick.

Damn that's Dick Harrison

by GrumpyYahoo February 11, 2021

Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...

"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"

by rubberweiner March 6, 2020

tinsel dick

A very small dick

Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard

by Jim lahey July 18, 2014

brillo dick

1. when one's dick is so hairy it resembles a brillo pad

2. when one's dick is raw because of constant sex, masturbation or a combination of the two

1. I really need to trim my brillo dick it looks like I could do the dish with my dick

2.
Girl: Why is you dick so red?
Boy: Same reason your downstairs mix up is so red

by theTSMilitia August 27, 2008

Dick thirty

dickthirty is the time at which no human being should be up. dickthirty is generally any time before 5. waking up at dick thirty is normally characterized by bloodshot eyes, questioning your mental standing, and but not limited to non-stop pounding on the nearest snooze button

man my shift starts at 5 AM, I better start my alarm clock for dick thirty

by Daxter286 November 25, 2011

bitchy dick

A dick suffering from intense erectile dysfunction. Some examples of people that are prone to this are, your father, your grandad, and that one asshole that snorts other peoples jizz behind the local library.

Person 1: Dude, this girl was giving me the best mouth game ever but my dick couldn't stay hard.
Person 2: Well that's what happens when you have a fucking bitchy dick.

by Nigazitzit April 6, 2017