by Ebok8 June 25, 2009
A dick suffering from intense erectile dysfunction. Some examples of people that are prone to this are, your father, your grandad, and that one asshole that snorts other peoples jizz behind the local library.
Person 1: Dude, this girl was giving me the best mouth game ever but my dick couldn't stay hard.
Person 2: Well that's what happens when you have a fucking bitchy dick.
Person 2: Well that's what happens when you have a fucking bitchy dick.
by Nigazitzit April 06, 2017
Dick Harrison is the Man, The Myth and The Legend in the history genre and with great knowlege about humanity.
Also known as The Dick.
Also known as The Dick.
by GrumpyYahoo February 11, 2021
When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.
Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.
by JHerny13 May 21, 2018
by Dunkin Mcockiner December 22, 2022
A ring of loose skin around the head of a penis left as a result of a semi circumcision that resembles a lion’s mane.
That guy named Dave that I went out on a date with last night totally had a Dick Mane. His cock looked like a sexier version of Mufasa.
by MrGraves86 May 27, 2019
ssri stands for selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor. they are a class of antidepressants commonly taken to treat depression and anxiety. examples include prozac, zoloft, and lexapro.
many men who take these medications feel no side effects except for the universal one: ssris make men take an extremely long time to cum during sex. it usually takes about 30 minutes or more. though this can be nice for the girl, it is usually frustrating for the guy as they might not be able to cum at all during sex.
If combined with death grip, this can be fatal.
many men who take these medications feel no side effects except for the universal one: ssris make men take an extremely long time to cum during sex. it usually takes about 30 minutes or more. though this can be nice for the girl, it is usually frustrating for the guy as they might not be able to cum at all during sex.
If combined with death grip, this can be fatal.
"Hey man, how did it go w Girl X last night?"
"She was hot but I got ssri dick so I couldn't finish."
"Fuck!"
"She was hot but I got ssri dick so I couldn't finish."
"Fuck!"
by deprwssedboi February 25, 2018