wet smoker

someone who primarily smokes cigarettes after drinking.

"Want to go outside and have a cig?"
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."

by honestpooper November 15, 2021

wet woody

Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.

I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.

by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015

wet 40

Back in the day (the 70's) in LA County Jail - you were allowed to have cash - up to $40 - to spend on commissary and whatever else you wanted to buy. In order to get the inmate the cash, you had to hand it to a jailer who would then put it in an envelope and get it to the inmate. What they didnt know was people were putting hits of acid on the bills. Once they found this out, whenever you would give money to a guard, they would dunk it in water before giving it to the inmate... thus the term "Wet 40."

Hey Holmes, did you get any money for smokes?

I got a Wet 40.

You got my money bro?
Here's a Wet 40.

by 949Scott August 2, 2021

Wet tent

The result of having wet underwear from ejaculating and a boner under your underwear making it look like a wet tent

Bro I was too lazy to get a towel so I made a wet tent

This girl was dancing on me and she made me wet my tent

by BRENDEEZIII July 25, 2014

wet woodchuck

Slang term for a woman's vagina

She was sending me pictures of her wet woodchuck

by the.methatical.genius January 26, 2015

wet slipper

the act of throwing ones favorite slipper in the toilet.

I really feel like i want to wet slipper someone right now

by peanut and butter March 13, 2011

The Wet Winter

When a guy ejaculates onto a table, sprinkles cocaine over it and then the girl snorts it.

You know how I love cock and coke? Let’s do the wet winter!

by Thesben March 13, 2020