jordan poke

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.

"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"

by fuknot June 28, 2008

jordan leer

Huge cock
Little balls

Get me a Jordan Leer in here.

by George Bush’s Bush November 24, 2021

Jordan Elliott

Like Paulie Bleaker, Mclovin, or that one cool guy you know. Acts like a jackass and is flirtatious

Jessica: you know Joe?
Rachel: Yea! he's such a Jordan Elliott

by Joebichen April 22, 2009

winston jordan

the most amazing guy i know. he makes me smile when i'm around him. i cant get him off my mind.

girl:"i love winston jordan so much."

friend:"you two would make such a cute couple"

girl:"thank you (:"

by pistol95 May 5, 2010

Les Jordan

A large man with a disproportionately small penis.

Les Jordan's are neither showers nor growers.

"I thought he was gonna give me the Big D, but ended up getting Les Jordan"

by Big Shawraaaay August 21, 2016

Jordan John

If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.

She is such a Jordan John. She needs to eat some veggies.

by truthteller34534343 April 8, 2019

Jordan Daley

A term for a black man with a small penis and or crusty lips.

Jim: yo did you hear about that 'Jordan Daley'?

Bob: yea I heard he hadn't put on lipstick in 3 years!!

by Yashua Shahal June 3, 2016