1: Noun: A female that is in a bad mood (or on her period) and therefore making tons of bitchy comments on statuses or links. This is usually regreted by her the next day, but can last for weeks at a time.
2: Noun: A person who makes an opinionated status, but later revises or revokes it alltogether because of another person's comments.
2: Noun: A person who makes an opinionated status, but later revises or revokes it alltogether because of another person's comments.
Example 1: Jane Doe Status: "Wow, I saw this girl at the mall today, and she should NOT have been wearing such a tight top... Just sayin..."
Internet Bitch: "Wow, that is so mean! How do you know she doesn't have a medical condition that makes her that way?? Geez! People like you are the reason young girls kill themselves!!!"
Other Person: "Wow, you're such an internet bitch."
Example 2: John Doe Status: "Hahaha, Dane Cook is soooo funny! I wanna buy his DVDs! LMAO!"
Jessica: "Are you serious? How old are you? He is such a gross pervert. You should grow up a little..."
John Doe: "Yeah, I guess you're right... I mean, I guess he's not THAT funny. I should just watch Jeff Dunham from now on."
Internet Bitch: "Wow, that is so mean! How do you know she doesn't have a medical condition that makes her that way?? Geez! People like you are the reason young girls kill themselves!!!"
Other Person: "Wow, you're such an internet bitch."
Example 2: John Doe Status: "Hahaha, Dane Cook is soooo funny! I wanna buy his DVDs! LMAO!"
Jessica: "Are you serious? How old are you? He is such a gross pervert. You should grow up a little..."
John Doe: "Yeah, I guess you're right... I mean, I guess he's not THAT funny. I should just watch Jeff Dunham from now on."
by Miss Beena March 12, 2010
Internet clout points earned by things you have done on the internet. (Met actors, have a large follower base, do cool things, etc)
by Robert The Haunter August 16, 2019
A smart ass on the internet that claims the economy can work itself out on its own, as long as there is no government regulation. This belief is usually based on the ECON 101 class they took a few years back. On closer inspection, most of the internet libertarian's facts don't check out.
by Oolong Caloophid June 11, 2008
1. A place that still doesn't exist.
2. A place that you'll never see the inside of, even if it did exist.
2. A place that you'll never see the inside of, even if it did exist.
by MMP2 June 28, 2009
A person who overuses Google/Wiki/Stumble/Internet Search Engines to find the answer to any random question or look up any sought after piece of information that one knows little about, often in quick succession, with infrequent breaks to the bathroom or for a food delivery, for a period of hours/days on end.
Joe: "All Gary ever does anymore is stay at home and play Internet Whore"
Gary: Okay Google, riddle me this!
Does cracking your knuckles lead to arthritis?!??!
What is really being done about the creation of a Gypsy State?
Did OJ really do it?
Gary: Okay Google, riddle me this!
Does cracking your knuckles lead to arthritis?!??!
What is really being done about the creation of a Gypsy State?
Did OJ really do it?
by SchmawlleNobo September 12, 2010
An elite task force of ytmnders who hack, spam, and harass any sites that steal content from another. The ytmnd DOTIs have many allies, including folks from albino black sheep, 4chan (who, ironically, ytmnd gets most of its content from but notably not stolen), and occasionally a few other sites.
To be a defender of the internet is a great honor, even though any ytmnder can join. The DOTIs have their most power from raiding forums, and, in a few instances, causing them to crash. Often times ytmnders will reward themselves for their good deeds by causing tiny, defenseless, forums to crash for the fun of the hunt.
Most notable Defender of the internets victories include their causing of the ebaumsworld.com forums to collapse, due to excessive posting and account creation. This was an amazing victory all across the internet, for ebaumsworld.com is known for its excessive media stealing.
Another victory was the myspace-ytmnd war, in which the bastards at the Myspace Award Center stole a ytmnd icon and slapped a new name on it, claiming it to be their own. The elite DOTI hack taskforce, thankfully, hacked the side and slapped a big victory banner over the entire screen, in the form of the icon that had been stolen, with "Ytmnd LOL" written over it.
But one thing must be known about the defenders of the internets. If anything is ever stolen, you can call on them to get retribution.
To be a defender of the internet is a great honor, even though any ytmnder can join. The DOTIs have their most power from raiding forums, and, in a few instances, causing them to crash. Often times ytmnders will reward themselves for their good deeds by causing tiny, defenseless, forums to crash for the fun of the hunt.
Most notable Defender of the internets victories include their causing of the ebaumsworld.com forums to collapse, due to excessive posting and account creation. This was an amazing victory all across the internet, for ebaumsworld.com is known for its excessive media stealing.
Another victory was the myspace-ytmnd war, in which the bastards at the Myspace Award Center stole a ytmnd icon and slapped a new name on it, claiming it to be their own. The elite DOTI hack taskforce, thankfully, hacked the side and slapped a big victory banner over the entire screen, in the form of the icon that had been stolen, with "Ytmnd LOL" written over it.
But one thing must be known about the defenders of the internets. If anything is ever stolen, you can call on them to get retribution.
by nono yawns November 10, 2007
v. The process of finding an address of a person by first searching AnyWho's reverse directory by the person's last name, then using the address and phone number found to plug into MapQuest in order to obtain directions.
n. +er (Internet Stalker). a person who uses the said process to get to a person's house.
n. +er (Internet Stalker). a person who uses the said process to get to a person's house.
Person 1: How do i get to your house?
Person 2: Oh, just internet stalk it.
Person: Uhhh, what are you doing at my house, you internet stalker?
Person 2: Oh, just internet stalk it.
Person: Uhhh, what are you doing at my house, you internet stalker?
by muchluv June 19, 2005