poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.
After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.
by Arnie Grape September 05, 2021
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goon jockey

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.
That prick is a goon jockey.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 23, 2025
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goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies
He's a goon jockey that bloke.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 23, 2025
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Pokedex Gooning

When someone has the goal to have every fetish. Kinda like filling a pokedex to 100% but with fetishes instead of pokemon. Get help.
Jerry why the hell are you wanking off to someone (put some batshit insane fetish here)

Dude im trying to get every fetish. (pokedex gooning)
by jhgfjghj January 16, 2024
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Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava
Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!
by 7ncvz December 10, 2024
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fishing goon

Someone or several people, who actively fish, think about fishing, or even dream about reeling in Moby d*ck. It is someone who can't just look at a puddle an say dang that's a nice puddle. Fishing goon would be reaching in the back of his truck figuring out what to throw out in this 6 inch deep puddle.
Hey look dad its that crazy old fishing goon, back at it again fishing the drainage sewer.
by Fishing goon September 14, 2020
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Sun Gooning

It has the same definition as Moon Gooning but in a Lighter setting. Going outside, becoming one with nature as you masturbate repeatedly while looking at the sun. In some cases, It also involves drinking elk blood before the sun gooning ritual begins.
Soup: I'm more of a proud Sun Gooner, Sun Gooning in the Sun as you take in the scenery fills me up with pleasure and vitality
Doo: Moon Gooning is still better bruv and you still need a license for it.
by The Horny December 02, 2023
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