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jack pleasure

Ya know, fappin' on the toilet. Roughen up a subject. Beatin' up the bishop. Taking matters into your own hands.
The portable cleveland steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It will provide you some jack pleasure if you're in the toilet. You know, where ever you need it for.
by Boeh November 2, 2019
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jack smellingston

one of the many names Roman (creativity) from Thomas Sanders' "Sanders Sides" gave Virgil (anxiety)
look up the word "JOKE" Jack Smellingston
by panicing!pansexual January 9, 2019
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swift jacked

To be the victim of petty theft or robbery. Usually used with an air of surprise or anger by the victim or a third party when the offense has been uncovered.
Ahh shit fool, your television has just been swift jacked.

Who swift jacked the last corona?
by crazysauce33 March 7, 2005
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Jack Tatters

A huge bitch who has a crush on his small time DJ/ rich kid friend Dylan
“Jack Tatters is such a bitch”

“Jack Tatters stop talking to Harley on FaceTime and actually play monopoly
by Duck wontons May 28, 2020
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rack-jack

to steal one's date, escort, etc.
origin: tv show "How I Met Your Mother"
I can't believe he rack-jacked my date!
by smoocharoo October 3, 2006
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Community Jack

The act of gathering with friends to jackoff. Used heavily by athletic teams to release stress before big games.
Jim: Hey bud, you going to the locker room for the community jack?

Jesse: Yeah I am bud, it feels so good.
by iplayhockey January 13, 2009
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Don't jack that

Don't bring it up
Nigga don't jack that dead ass
by Gio_x33 June 17, 2016
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