Substitute Teacher

The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).

I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.

by MFLB October 4, 2010

Tech

When something is really technical (comes up in skateboarding a lot).

Mike Mo's skating is so tech!

by DubDniK February 27, 2008

A bad English teacher

Now we all know one of these. Annoying, waffle teachers who just go on and on about colours reflecting the characters mood or the weather having influence over a situation. Shut up and acknowledge that no one cares. Like really. The sky is black because the author wanted it to be. Not because the character is angry and having dark thought. Nope. It was probably late.

For some reason, every single one of them are major feminists. Why? We're any of the old authors you drone on about feminists? Nope.

In conclusion there is only one word that can fully describe them:

Boomer.

I have A bad English teacher. His name is Mr Hartley. And he's trash.

by Englishteachersarebad1 December 30, 2019

teacher

A government employee who actually cares about his/her job and is unable to collect unemployment benefits but doesn't care and does it anyway out of love for the work.

An altruist, who actually likes kids and teenagers other than his/her own.

Someone who cares more about helping others than himself/herself.

Loathed by Republicans, hicks and inner city trash.

Loved by people you would actually want living in your neighborhood.

"Teacher, teacher" ... the crowd exclaimed when referring to Jesus Christ.

by Assex 776 September 28, 2007

review tech usa

Someone who
1 Can't Take Criticism
2 Thinks eating Pizza at planet fitness is ok
3 Sues Trolls

Review Tech USA made a video about obesity and blocks people who disagree on twitter and youtube.

by ReviewcviperSF4 June 30, 2016

V-Tech

an abbreviation of Virginia Tech, the rockin-est kick a school that brought you Dietrick, the Drillfield, Michael Vick and sooo much more. GO HOKIES!

"and here's the National Football Champions, V-Tech!!"

by Amy Wilson September 27, 2005

virginia tech

After being accepted to both UVA and VT among other schools, I chose VT over UVA. I didn't want to learn to be a pussy (i.e. someone who thinks having money or being a prep-of-sorts will somehow save your ass when it's getting beaten for walking down the street and mouthing off at a Hokie like me who's income comes from beating the shit outta people), so UVA was out of the question.
VT is the place to go unless you wanna be a lawyer, artist, writer or some other liberal jerk-me-off pro.

Virginia is for lovers, University of Virginia is for guy-on-guy lovers, Virginia Tech is for guy-on-girl lovers

by MMA fighter April 14, 2006