-what the hell did you just do?! ''your mom''
-i got and A on the test, what did you get? "your mom".
-i got and A on the test, what did you get? "your mom".
by beachbum303 November 27, 2010
Get the your mom mug.The common trend of single mothers who are unable to fully free themselves from motherhood, thus stifling growth in any relationship she tries to establish.
"You don't care about my children!"
"Of course I do, it's just that we never get to spend time together alone. You're a mom-aholic."
"Of course I do, it's just that we never get to spend time together alone. You're a mom-aholic."
by Lovekraft February 3, 2009
Get the mom-aholic mug.Mom Scout refers to a women who actively participates in Boy Scouts of America. Mom Scouts can serve as Committee members, Scoutmasters, or in any Troop position. Word orginated by Gary Blankenship to describe a coworkers role in scouting.
Thank Goodness the Mom Scouts came to the Fall Shooting Sports Weekend because the boys cooking skills are terrible.
by Mom Scout- Troop 151 October 31, 2008
Get the Mom Scout mug.A middle-class woman who lives in the suburbs of the U.S. She spends an average of 30 hours a week just driving her kids, who are always still in middle/elementary school, to their little league soccer games.
Usually married. Always too busy to put up with you. Can be seen transporting themselves and their family in either a minivan or a large S.U.V. Her children's needs are far ahead of yours, your children, or hers. But she decides what they need. ALWAYS. They can often be found starting fundraisers to help their kids soccer teams. They often times try to steal money designated for other causes to donate to their childrens' soccer teams. Oftentimes want everyone else to be just like them. Refer to everyone as "neighbor". Will ALWAYS choose Clinton, no matter what they're voting for. May also be seen driving a Volvo, station wagon, etc. Nearly always white, but not always. Have memorized the macarena.
Their children are always overburdened with after-school activities. They also overparent their children to the point that once adulthood sets in, the children will likely not come into contact with the mother for a very long period of time. Although usually, one child becomes another soccer mom, and the cycle repeats.
Are always in constant threat of Iraq, terrorism, and,of course, their children being threatened in any way.
One last note - THEY ARE ALWAYS RADICAL CHRISTIANS. ALWAYS.
Usually married. Always too busy to put up with you. Can be seen transporting themselves and their family in either a minivan or a large S.U.V. Her children's needs are far ahead of yours, your children, or hers. But she decides what they need. ALWAYS. They can often be found starting fundraisers to help their kids soccer teams. They often times try to steal money designated for other causes to donate to their childrens' soccer teams. Oftentimes want everyone else to be just like them. Refer to everyone as "neighbor". Will ALWAYS choose Clinton, no matter what they're voting for. May also be seen driving a Volvo, station wagon, etc. Nearly always white, but not always. Have memorized the macarena.
Their children are always overburdened with after-school activities. They also overparent their children to the point that once adulthood sets in, the children will likely not come into contact with the mother for a very long period of time. Although usually, one child becomes another soccer mom, and the cycle repeats.
Are always in constant threat of Iraq, terrorism, and,of course, their children being threatened in any way.
One last note - THEY ARE ALWAYS RADICAL CHRISTIANS. ALWAYS.
Hey, see that soccer mom over there?
Yeah, the one with the car stickers on her minivan?
Is she the one in sweatpants and a t-shirt representing her kids' school?
Yeah, that one.
Okay, yeah. Let's kill it before it lays eggs.
Dude, too late!
Yeah, the one with the car stickers on her minivan?
Is she the one in sweatpants and a t-shirt representing her kids' school?
Yeah, that one.
Okay, yeah. Let's kill it before it lays eggs.
Dude, too late!
by Kangadrew6969 April 16, 2015
Get the Soccer Mom mug.Usually a fat bitch that has about 10 children that she keeps locked in a room just so she can get checks from the government.
That bitch has 12 children locked in a room that are fed stale bread yet shes getting $2000 a month. What a welfare mom.
by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 14, 2016
Get the Welfare Mom mug.by Olivia Lalla March 9, 2016
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