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Cock Physics

The inner working relationship between the male's brain and penis, usually resulting in cloudy thoughts or irrational decisions.
Homie: Can't figure out what to do with this girl...should I dump her or naw?
Other Homie: Dude, Jerk off and then make up your mind, just do some good old cock physics, ya know?

*boys chilling in the club*
Friend: Yo Josh, this hot ass girl is totally making eyes at me.
Josh: Naw dude, thats some cock physics...she is looking right at the T.V. behind your dumb ass
by EvStAr June 2, 2018
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Clash of Cocks

When to males get hard and fight each other with their cocks
Hey dude let’s play clash of cocks
by William Crenshaw September 23, 2019
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cock cuddling

Snuggling or cuddling up to your man's cock and sucking. Giving a long, drawn out blow job, often while on a drive or while watching a movie. Always done with extreme enjoyment and never in. hurry.
Last night, my boyfriend and I went to the movies. Much to my disappointment there were too many people for me to get in a good cock cuddling session during the show. Thankfully I was able to snuggle up to his cock on the long drive home.
by grl_gone_wild December 31, 2017
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crab cock

ella: bro! last night chad gave me a crab cock!
zoe: hot
by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020
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Quarter cock

When a guy has sex with a girl for the first time, he only gives her a quarter of his cock to keep her coming back for the rest.
Yeah I hooked with Halle last night, gave the old quarter cock, and she just called me back for round two!
by Adam Lasagna October 14, 2020
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Lawn Cocks

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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cock fog

verb

A strategy or tacktic of a Cock Blocker, who elusively Blocks a Cock without leaving definitive evidence that he is in fact a Cock Blocker.
"But Dawson said she has herpes?"

"No Russ... He wants her for himself. You're in some serious Cock Fog right now."
by KitsSmeller May 26, 2016
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