Sprihincular Manslaughter

The crime of running over a sprinkler.

Person 1: I just ran through some sprinklers to cool down it was so fun
Person 2: What the actual fuck dude that’s sprihincular manslaughter they’ll never see their families again

by Johnny Mc Biscuit June 2, 2023

Spring

When you jump off a trampoline butt ass naked and shove your dick into someone’s ass.

Spring attack!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

spring tension

Da "wound up" feeling dat you experience when da snow starts to recede and da first green shoots of grass start coming up, making you feverishly compelled to go and check da tempered-steel coiled-wire components of your lawn and garden equipment to see if they still possess adequate pull, or if they are too saggy and weak to do their strong-and-quick-return-motion job anymore.

Da term "spring tension" and also refer to da yearly period when "young men's thoughts turn to love", and thus you are concerned dat if you manage to sneak a willing female home wif you, your parents --- or even worse, da girl's parents, if you two also end up at her house on some of da occasions when you "get it on" --- will hear da tell-tail squeaking of your mattress-coils.

by QuacksO June 13, 2023

Springboard

The act of pushing your erect penis down so it flings up and down.

Saggy Chest Sammy did a fat nut into a sheep after he springboarded

by Whalerice June 15, 2023

Spring lock Failure

A Springlock Failure is the event in which a Springlock Suit's spring loaded devices keeping the animatronic as a suit snaps shut, resetting it back into an animatronic with a wearer inside, typically crushing the wearer to death. Springlock Failures are often caused by moisture, heavy breathing, or failure to correctly set up the springlocks.

"And if you trigger those spring locks, two things will happen: first the locks themselves will snap right into you, making deep cuts all over your body, and a split second later, all the animatronic parts, all that sharp steel and hard plastic will instantly be driven into your body. You will die, but it will be slow. You’ll feel your organs punctured, the suit will grow wet with your blood, and you will know you’re dying for long, long minutes. You’ll try to scream, but you will be unable to: your vocal cords will be severed, and your lungs will fill with your own blood until you drown in it." -William Afton describing a Spring lock Failure, The Silver Eyes

by QueenHHJ June 29, 2023

Sprile

A huge crowd, usually at a concert but can be used in other circumstances

Dude the floor at the eras tour was a sprile

by Evan gray July 4, 2023

sprillyspong

a burnt gay person faggots and peas
mainly ones called Alfie

Also is a sprillyspong

by PrallotSpiggles July 8, 2023