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a term coined by Baproll on October 3 2023 and applied specifically to the new and improved stock market index, the S&P6900.

To stop trading and believe in something means quite simply to halt trading of all crypto assets and simply hold and believe in $SPX.

doing so ushers you into a movement of tens of thousands who all share the same bullish, schizophrenic-type of belief that the S&P6900 (SPX6900) will not only “flip” the traditional stock market of it’s current value of 45.87 trillion dollars, but that it will far surpass it to attain a minimum market cap of 69 trillion.

in other words, each teeny tiny cryptographic coin that contains the entire stock market (plus an additional 6400 S&Ps) will be worth $69,000.

remember - it’s all a joke until it isn’t, so stop trading and believe in something.
examples:

Guy 1: man wtf! I put $10k into fartcoinAIshibainu and lost all my money.

Guy 2: damn homie. that $10k would be worth $100k if you had chosen to stop trading & believe in something.
by WZRD.F November 25, 2024
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stops

IT IS BLUE WRITING
No but it's like
A verb (used without object), stopped or stop stopping. to come to a stand, as in a course or journey, to halt. To cease moving, proceeding, speaking, acting, operating, y'know that kinda thing. To pause, desist, to cease or come to an end.
Similar to the word stop
And not based on a Google defintion
Guy 1: it's not all blue writing
Guy 2: ok

Guy 1: let's write a defintion
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: when water Mellon sugar stops trending, we die
Guy 2: ok
by SomeIdiotWhoWasBornOnceOrNotFu September 11, 2021
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Kavanaugh Stop

When US law enforcement uses skin color as the legal basis to detain and demand citizenship papers from anyone out in public. The term was coined after Justice Kavanaugh wrote a poorly reasoned majority opinion for the Noem v. Perdomo application for stay, in which the US Supreme Court conservative majority decided that the use of racism to detain people was likely not illegal and that being detained or arrested for not looking American (white) was only a minor inconvenience.
My neighbor got swept up in a Kavanaugh Stop. She told the Ice agent that she was a US citizen and her last name was Greeley, but he just told her "she didn't look like a Greeley" and he was going to detain her overnight if she couldn't provide her papers.
by dog_fishing October 14, 2025
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Pit stop

The action of giving someone a flat tire them as you walk by fart in their face. This imitates what a race car does as it gets new tires and refills on gas.
I gave jimmy a pit stop and it was funny.
by Jayjinglejiggle1010 January 8, 2020
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Stop

If yuo see a stop sign it means
S- Suck T- Titties O-of P-Passenger
by anonymous November 28, 2022
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Stop looking

It LITERALLY doesn't matter that you can't find it. You won't.
Hym "So stop looking. You can't even ATTEMPT to remove it. That's the separations clause. LOOKING (in and of itself) might even CONSTITUTE and ATTEMPT. So what are you going to do when you find it? Get blown up immediately. Everyone. Just don't touch it. If you're doing the terms it not even there."
by Hym Iam November 19, 2025
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