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Cack Satchel

A place, project or thing that has gone wrong in numerous and potentially malodorous ways.
This bar used to be pretty good, but it's completely changed. Bit of a cack satchel now.

Windows Mobile. Cack Satchel.
by The Fat Controller January 8, 2010
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office snatch

A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.

She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.
If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.
by peacefulstreamsinyoface August 15, 2011
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Gym Snatch

The stench, moisture and texture of a vagina after a vigorous workout at the gym
"Dude, how did it go with the bird from the gym?"
"Man she just got off the treadmill and you can't work a bird with a case of gym snatch"
by dimmyrock December 8, 2012
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patch snatch

She has a big patch snatch
by jammynose February 15, 2014
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grannie snatch

Young guy pick'n up old lady or vice versa
He could'nt pick up any hotties so he started grannie snatching around closing time. Or,That old lady was buying everybody drinks,she was trying to grannie snatch hard!
by Gregs Web November 30, 2015
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booty snatch

1. A booty that smells like dirty snatch. Snatch being the smelly form of a vag.

2. A booty that feels almost better then the pussy.
Damn, that girl I met last night had a booty snatch. Best part, I finished with no cleanup or worries!
by R__P December 23, 2015
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hooter satchel

A bra.
On Tuesday nights my old lady digs through the Planet Aid boxes in the Walmart parking lot to score a free hooter satchel.
by Zavolta January 9, 2018
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