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Santa

The Myth that is used to teach children that lying is an acceptable Christian practice.
Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.

Reindeer can fly.

Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!

The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.

OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.

But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)

I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?
by TylerMalone January 8, 2009
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santa clause

strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?
He claimed he had blue balls, but i just called him santa clause and laughed.
by brandi February 10, 2003
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santa

my daddy
14!!!LOLLOLPLOLOLOLOLOLKPIOFJPKPOLLOKLO!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1
Santa is a hottie!
by WEEKYWOO!!!!!q11!!!!! December 27, 2003
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dirty santa

you have it wrong, it's when someone is asleep and you fart in their face. The trick is when someone is sleeping
Bob gave bill a dirty santa when he was sleeping
by DA OLE DITY August 23, 2005
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Santa

Satan, oh I mean Santa, is coming to town.
by Hexenhammer December 23, 2009
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santanya

a hybrid between Santana and a girl named Tanya.
by rockgod6969 April 11, 2008
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santamaycry

1.The result of horrible genetics.

When you have sex with Corky from the series "Life Goes On" you result in such things as santamaycry

2. Moronic by nature.

3. Pretending you and your buddies are the King of Tarabithia.

4. A verb commonly used to explain that intense rectal itch you get at the onset of hemmoroids.
1. A 8 fingered baby.

2. You think you have a clue, but you just plain suck.

3. Claiming to be the "ServersBest" with horrid English skills.

4. Man, I hate these santamaycrys I am getting on my butthole.
by Not Santamaycry January 21, 2009
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