Slothfucking

Slothfucking is one kind of sexual act where there's a male and a sleeping female. They have to be in a relationship because if not it's rape. So if someone's gf sleeping and he can't it's time for a slothfucking. The male grabs her legs and arms pull it up and fuck her anally.

-Hey bro. How was your night?
-I couldn't sleep but I slothfucked my gf.

-What is slothfucking?

-It's like fucking a sloth.

-Did she wake up?

-No, she was totally slepping.
-Well done bro.

by Brazzers3x.com July 13, 2019

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Slothing

When one or more people make plans to hang out and spend quality time together, but spend their time watching other people do activities on a media screen. This action often coincides with copious amounts of eating and extensive periods of sleep. This phenomena is a cycle, with food gorging leading to apathy and loss of consciousness. Once consciousness is regained the cycle begins anew. Many individuals who enjoy slothing often augment the experience with excessive vaping in unventilated quarters. The suffocating clouds of vaping coupled with the stenches of unwashed, sweaty feet, work socks, shoes and stagnant, unattended food receptacles completes the ideal environment conducive for slothing.

Example One:

Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.

Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.

by Heavensmouth October 8, 2019

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