asshole Sharpe

Expected assholishness over standard deviation of assholishness. Higher asshole Sharpe indicates a better, more consistent, more reliable, asshole.

Did you talk to Patrick? He's never not an asshole. His asshole Sharpe is off the charts.

by PipAndBipsy February 22, 2014

Urban Scorpion

One who has never heard of urbandictionary, and therefore MUST have been living under a rock.

Mario had never heard of urbandictionary? What an urban scorpion!

by UrbanUploader May 25, 2015

super scorpion

A form of sexual intercourse involving 6 men and one woman. The woman is being penetrated anally, vaginally, and orally. Simultaneously, she is performing a hand job with each hand, while giving a foot job with both feet.

I heard she had a super scorpion with the starting six from the volleyball team.

by mitchpenning November 3, 2015

Pencil Sharpner

When a man puts his penis inside a vagina hardly and goes around

Oh look simon and sarah are having pencil sharpner

by Ash2547 June 9, 2016

Tack sharp

Taking very sharp and clean images with your camera

Tip: Reduce camera shake.

That is a tack sharp photograph,
That's some tack sharp images you've got mate

by Tope Otenaike March 6, 2016

Carolina scorpion

Male inserts penis in to vagina from the back and lifts up the female till her arms ar locked holding her body up on the bed she then wraps her legs around the Males back (he is in a standing position) then he puts his hands on the bed to thus create the scorpion shape the male slowly begins thrusting as the female throws it back

He killed my kitty with tht Carolina scorpion

by Savage Sammy October 18, 2016

maryland sharpshooter

When you're about to give someone a facial, you step back 3-5 feet and piss during ejaculation adding pressure to the cumshot for it to travel longer.

"Bro last night, I gave this thick girl a Maryland Sharpshooter"

by Killmelmao123 March 11, 2017