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Crab secret

The crab secret is the ancient technique where one can balance comfortably onto one hand while using the other hand's fingers like the crab's claws.
"I have this called the Crab secret that might trick the stone door to open."

"Let's give the Crab secret a try, but, hmm, that would still leave the stone door angry and upset."
by spaceunderscore November 5, 2023
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tough itch to scratch

Something hard to stop. Like when you begin to scratch and you cannot stop.
When you are a serial killer like me, it is a tough itch to scratch, once you got it.
by Duckyduck November 26, 2013
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Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.
Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
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grandma's dark secret

Whats your grandma's dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a porno with a black guys house dick? And by the way I don't want to know.
"Whats grandma's dark secret? "Jimmy.
"You don't wanna know." Grandpa.
by Bob McRoss December 5, 2016
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sharp poop scratch

when you poop it scratches you rectum if your poop is hard
ouch my poor butt. That sharp poop scratched my butt
by Suklaa March 11, 2017
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super duper secret

Well, now that you found it, it's not secret anymore.

I would've described it a lot more but there's no reason for doing that anymore and it's just your fault Mr or Mrs reader.
Person 1: "Hi, I know a super duper secret word"

Person 2: "Oh, please tell me that word!"

Person 1: *Tells Person 2 the word*

Person 2: *Is confused because it's not secret anymore*
by Anton the Stoulmar February 10, 2018
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Wanna know a secret?

Wanna know a secret? Sure! a secret.
by OS GoST January 9, 2020
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