Asian swamp eel

A common practice between friends in Japan resulting in one friend slipping an eel into another friend's rectum. It is most commonly done as an old traditional drinking game in which the first person to pass out is the lucky recipient. Daniel Tosh loves this prank, especially because it results in massive internal hemorrhaging and dehydration thus resulting in death due to hypovolemic shock.

One day, Daniel Tosh, a very strong supporter of globalization, agreed to party with a group of Japanese chefs. Tosh, being the lightweight that he is, got very drunk, took his pants off, and passed out at the party. The Japanese men spread his cheeks and inserted their prized swamp eel into his rectum. Luckily for Tosh, he was so used to taking things in the ass that the swamp eel had little effect. To this day the Asian swamp eel lives in the lower bowels of his intestine, eating the pride (that he swallows daily).

by Tee Gharrity November 15, 2010

shrek's swamp

a place that you need to get out of

Shrek: GIT OUTTA ME SWAMP
You: *gits outta shrek's swamp*

by crustycrocs September 2, 2019

Drop a Swamp

A bowl movement that begins in a solid state but deteriorates into a liquid state.

"I felt bad for everyone around me when I realized I was dropping a swamp."

"Oh man. Did he just drop a swamp here? I'm using the next one."

by Abnertown July 21, 2012

dank swamp kush

When shrek kidnapps you, you smoke an entire bag of it.

We smoked that entire bag of dank swamp kush.

by GgamerG55 June 8, 2014

humpbacked swamp donkey

Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety

"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"

by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008

Get out of my swamp

it means that you should get out of shrecks fucking swamp before he rapes you dog

"Hey, my swamp my rules. so get out of my swamp

by BRUH.MP4 September 3, 2019

Third Degree Swamp Ass

Similar to swamp ass, except with a much more apparent effect. These effects include damp to soaking wet pants (mostly in the back and inner thigh areas), a drip or stream of sweat going down your leg or pant leg, inability to properly clench your ass cheeks due to the slippery skin shared between them.

"Dude, I'm slipping out of my seat right now."
"Why?"
"My pants are drenched from my Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"That woman's water just burst or she is leaving a sweat trail due to Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"Oh man, do you smell anything?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Sorry I have Third Degree Swamp Ass and can't hold in my gas."

by Bass Drop Donnie June 22, 2012