theesamwilson.stand

A hot gal

Damm is that theesamwilson.stand
Yes she’s sooooooo hooooot

by Gay marvel fan October 17, 2021

Jakob Stahr

Jakob Stahr is the type of dude who has incredible muscles and a wonderfully beautiful face.

his cock is about 3 inches wide and 2 inches long.

Oh wow, look at that handsome young man. He must be related to Jakob Stahr

by Antiom November 24, 2021

Kick stand

When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Kick Stand

When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Butt Stand

One person is held up by others, the butthole is exposed to put the keg nozzle in the butthole. That person must consume as much beer through their butthole as humanly possible. In other words, the butt chugging variant of a Keg Stand.

Bro hold my legs up, I’m doing a butt stand!!

by ClappingCheeks69 April 19, 2022

Lemonade Stand

And he said to the man, running the stand. Hey! Bom Bom Bom. Got any, grapes? The man says, no this is a lemonade stand we only sell lemonade, why not try a glass? The duck said, I'll pass. Then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away waddle waddle. Til the very next day BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

Man 1: Did the duck go to a Lemonade Stand?
Man 2: Yeah and he said to the man, running the stand. Hey! Bom Bom Bom. Got any, grapes? The man says, no this is a lemonade stand we only sell lemonade, why not try a glass? The duck said, I'll pass. Then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away waddle waddle. Til the very next day BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

by ThatOnGui April 26, 2022

break stand

A break stand is a technique used in an automatic transmission rear wheel drive vehicle to squeal and smoke the tires. The technique is executed by putting one foot on the break and the other foot on the gas. The brakes hold the front tires in place and the power to the rear tires will overpower the brakes and the tires will start spinning, squealing and smoking. If the brake pedal is then released, the car will accelerate forward while continuing to squeal the tires for awhile.

Dude, that other car thinks they're hot shit. Do a break stand and show them what's up.

by bob_johnson May 7, 2022