Butter Sock

A Large Sock Filled With 83% Solidified Butter.

I just got beaten by a chungus with a Butter Sock.

by Real_Fake_Doors June 4, 2019

Wind sock

When you put a shirt over your head and stick your head out the car window. Wind sock is usually done by kids or stoners.

Jason was high that night and on the drive home he put his head in a wind sock.

by Molly yono September 24, 2021

stank sock

even more stanky than the lightly sharted pants

you smell like a stank sock

by Ręęn January 18, 2020

Cock Sock

A 'cock sock' is a dedicated sock purely for the purpose of beating your meat with with.

Person 1: "Why is this sock crusty"?
Person 2: "Because that is my cock sock"

by Somesketchybloke February 21, 2018

Driving Sock

The sock a male masterbates into while driving rather than use a fist full of facial tissue.

Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."

by VonZee July 14, 2023

Pandora’s Socks

When a man uses a sock for masturbation then hides it and forgets about it, Only for his girl to find it months later.

I can’t believe I found one of Pandora’s socks in my drawer!

by RuthlessDre91 April 13, 2021

Boomerang Sock

When you masturbate repeatedly into the same sock for a long duration of time, the sock becomes stiff enough to be used a a Boomerang.

"I've used this sock so many times its turned into a boomerang sock"

by DixiesNormous February 21, 2020