Snack Captain

The person in the relationship who thinks they’re the better snack buyer, but usually a person who uses this term selfishly is not.

I.E “I am the snack captain and pretzels are a good snack.”
Also
“You’re just mad you’re not the snack captain because you like candy.”

by Ewa WooWa December 27, 2022

Fake Snacks

When the most efficient snack stealer leaves an empty box of snacks in the cabinet and walks away.

We have Fake Snacks because Trace is a Snack Stealer.

by The man with the lemon shoes April 18, 2021

grouper snack

A seriously sexy, smart and self reliant woman who is from Florida and loves men that treat them terribly.

Man I had a grouper snack last night she was a catch bro, but you know me, I’m more of a catch

by Ole Greggg February 10, 2024

snack rule

Gay

Snack rule: Sharing snacks? What’s that

by Yoitshypermanset December 03, 2019

Scrotum snack

Seamen

Hey baby i got some scrotum snacks for you.

by Nonofmeleft September 08, 2019

Bring Jade a snack day

on April 29th, we all bring Jade a snack. Just because.

Bring Jade a Snack day is today!

by Biggie_Smalls6969420 April 29, 2021

Scooby Snack

slang for 3500 cash

Would you give me your car for a scooby snack?

by poopman57 June 17, 2020