Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'

Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!

by SketchB10 January 18, 2012

Skeet dreams

The act of ejaculating on a passed out drunk girl

"I took this chick home from the bar but before i could get it in she was passed out drunk . So i kissed her forehead and told her ""skeet dreams!" and proceded to nut on her hair.

by tla1982 October 25, 2011

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 7, 2011

Skeet

Skeet is the guy from Jimmy Neutron

Skeet is not a bad word.

by Sam_C October 10, 2023

Skeet

Splatter. Military definition. Like cum after it splats onto the ground.

What does ADA call paratroopers? Skeet

by DuckGiblets January 6, 2023

Oh Skeet skeet

Oh Skeet Skeet is a “nickname” or reference made by people who have spent time in OCC (Orange County Corrections)the mainstream introduction of OCC being called “Oh Skeet Skeet” is from the lyrics of “Get Low” by lil’ Jon and the East Side Boys

“Oh skeet skeet mofucka
To the window, to the wall
Till the sweat runs down my balls”

by Rev foster January 11, 2023

Skeeting

when you feel excited and load a bust everywhere

my stepdad loves skeeting all over the bed

by nanaberry 💗 November 30, 2023