Upside-Down Sea Turtle

The sex position in which both you and your partner are hanging from the ceiling, while still doing the nasty.

"Hey dude ya know Luc?"

"Yeah"

"He totally did the Upside-Down Sea Turtle with that Thelma girl"

"Aww nice thats awesome!"

by tboner1939 May 8, 2010

deep ocean, vast sea

Another phrase meaning for 'impossible' or 'annoying as hell', originating from World of Warcraft's quest with the same name.

Can be used in comparison to difficulty of another task that is seemingly impossible or highly undesirable.

I'd rather go do deep ocean, vast sea than go on another date with her.

by philz January 20, 2008

Parting of the red sea

Getting your period. prs dialing number 7

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze

by Andi March 7, 2005

semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas

A female who appears to have sucked so much semen over the years that she has become pale and skinny almost albino like and has traveled the world extensivley seeking out other victims,like a vampire she waits in the darkness of the sea A.K.A the world for to suck every man dry!!!

(CHRIS): Shit Todd you don't look so good.

(TODD): Yeah man I know I met this slut last night and I took her $2 ass home and she completly sucked the life force out of me. I think she was a semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas!!!!

by squirtdonkeys July 23, 2007

Arabian Sea Bass

When you place a live fish, preferably a sea bass, in the vaginal region of a female. Then you use an assualt rifle, preferably an Ak-47 to shove it up the rest of the way.

Hey dude, i just Arabian Sea Bassed your sister yesterday!

I am planning on Arabain Sea Bassing your mom late

I used fifteen sea basses when i arabian sea bassed my mom

by pumpkin chunker in the butt December 8, 2010

pineapple under the sea

A naked girl at the bottom of an empty pool with a pineapple shoved up her anus. Now teams of men fill the pool with loads of semen. Once the pool is fill she swims to the top, removes the pineapple and then proceeds to eat it.

Johnny "I can't wait for tonight"
Smith "Why? Going to a party?"
Johnny "Tonight is the annual Pineapple Under the Sea night! Jane is in for a wild."

by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 19, 2013

Red Sea

The area between two incredibly saggy boobs that you can seemingly slide your dick through if you're brave enough. There seems to be no connection between these boobs like a normal woman's. In other words, it pretty much looks like you took a chubby but flat-chested prepubescent girl and tacked on both of your dead Grandma Betty's tits with a blindfold.

Chris: Dude, look at her Red Sea. It's looking wider than usual.
Nick: Man, I wouldn't want to put my dick anywhere near those things.

by 30stmx3 August 24, 2010