Definition-1- The classic electronic memory game. The object of the game is to copy Simon's moves, each time you correctly match the lights and sounds, another light & sound is added. If you click out of order, you have to start over again.
Definition-2- The classic memory game. the player acting as 'Simple Simon' gets all the other players 'out' as quickly as possible; the winner of the game is usually the last player who has successfully followed all of the given commands. A play is eliminated by following a command without "Simple Simon Says".
Definition-3- A clever way to express your thoughts when you're dissatisfied with something.
Definition-2- The classic memory game. the player acting as 'Simple Simon' gets all the other players 'out' as quickly as possible; the winner of the game is usually the last player who has successfully followed all of the given commands. A play is eliminated by following a command without "Simple Simon Says".
Definition-3- A clever way to express your thoughts when you're dissatisfied with something.
Example-1- I can't play simon says with you guys! Make sure to follow the lights!
Example-2- Who wants to play simons says with me? I'll be Simple Simon to start it off.
Example-3- Simon says, 3 hashtags per tweet is permissible. More than 3 and he gives you permission to SLAP YOURSELF.
Example-2- Who wants to play simons says with me? I'll be Simple Simon to start it off.
Example-3- Simon says, 3 hashtags per tweet is permissible. More than 3 and he gives you permission to SLAP YOURSELF.
by HEX1NER August 9, 2012
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A way to explain how the kid knows to another baffled elder.
A way to explain how the kid knows to another baffled elder.
Little Timmy: I know what masturbation is!
John: Dude, how does your 7 year old brother know this?!
Bob: Yeah, internet says hello.
John: Dude, how does your 7 year old brother know this?!
Bob: Yeah, internet says hello.
by Tsunami Chris August 7, 2007
Get the internet says hello mug.Similar to Simon Says, is a sex game played between a couple where simple captains orders are given to prolong and spread out the desire and anticipation leading up to sex with each party taking a turn repeating Captain Says to the other.
Aya, "Captain Says take one step closer".
Bobby, "Captain Says take off your belt".
Aya, "Captain Says kiss my neck once".
Bobby, "Captain Says bite my chin once".
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera until the desire becomes to great for all partys to hold out. And if you cant guess the reward, you're too young to play.
Bobby, "Captain Says take off your belt".
Aya, "Captain Says kiss my neck once".
Bobby, "Captain Says bite my chin once".
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera until the desire becomes to great for all partys to hold out. And if you cant guess the reward, you're too young to play.
by Walter Phillips September 1, 2013
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by YungerA1skengzzz November 4, 2019
Get the You says mug.Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.
by T. J. May 23, 2003
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ETYMOLOGY: From "computer says no", which is a commonly repeated quote on the television series Little Britain.
ETYMOLOGY: From "computer says no", which is a commonly repeated quote on the television series Little Britain.
by Bonhilda September 28, 2009
Get the cunt says no mug.A phrase used for a military person who wants to have relations with a person who could possibly be under age but the UCMJ says as long as she's 16 its fair game.
Also can be used to combat the phrase 16 will get you 20
Also can be used to combat the phrase 16 will get you 20
#1
Sailor: Hey check out that girl over there she is fine as hell i would destroy her pussy
Marine: Dude she looks 16 years old
Sailor: Hey UCMJ says 16's OK
#2
Guy 1: 16 will get you 20
Guy 2: Yea but UCMJ says 16's OK
Sailor: Hey check out that girl over there she is fine as hell i would destroy her pussy
Marine: Dude she looks 16 years old
Sailor: Hey UCMJ says 16's OK
#2
Guy 1: 16 will get you 20
Guy 2: Yea but UCMJ says 16's OK
by Mr. Tiddlesworth June 6, 2010
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