retard strength

The legendary attribute of retarded "people" which gives them super human strength. Scientists beleive that since they have no brain they have more muscles. It can be summed up with the simple equation N(normie)- B(brain)= S(strength).

"I'm gonna kick his ass!"

"No man, just let him keep the water melon, he's got retard strength."

by wil begley May 17, 2007

How retarded

When you perform a stupid action that is so idiotic, you get portrayed as a mentally ill being.

"How retarded of you!"

by Webster012110 November 20, 2016

Emotionally retarded

Someone who is unable to u derstand the emotions or others, or know how to respond to another person in an emotional situation.

Wife: “dinner is ready”
Husband “oh about that...here’s a picture of the cat” (emotionally retarded)

by Ben in the den July 2, 2018

Retard College

Community College. small institutions for less fortunate students to earn s degree.

my friend is attending Retard College up in Houston to get his associates.

by v1cious August 30, 2006

Asshole Retard

n., 1. Someone who doesn't know his ass from a retard in the ground.

use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard."

Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard.

1. Those kids who do backyard wrestling. Somehow throwing your best friend off the roof of his house equals fun for these assholes. The retard portion is just kind of implied since they thought this was a good idea in the first place.

2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is.

3. Anyone with a mullet.

4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples.

by Turd Ferguson February 4, 2005

retarded cumfuck

When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.

Last night, this retarded cumfuck got hit with my hot, creamy jizz.

by Ian Housearrest January 9, 2009

ok retard

you really tried to search for what this means? ok retard

you: Im going to search what "ok retard" means so that i increase my intelectual intelligence

me,hearing your nerd ass from somewhere in the internet: ok retard

by ninon peaguda April 8, 2019