Retard rape baby

The child of a retard who was raped by another retard.

They could tell from the weird curvature of Michaeline's fucked-up lips that she was conceived as a retard rape baby.

by Party Team November 4, 2012

Retard Juice

The metaphorical juice someone guzzles right before making a stupid decision out of the blue. Also, some people just sip it all day everyday and make smaller, more numerous stupid decisions all day.

P1: (Guzzles down a fifth of retard juice in one chug) I think im going to quit my job that pays $20 an hour and join the Army!

P2: (sips retard juice all day at work)

P2 Coworker: P2 has been on the retard juice again, thats the 3rd time today he forgot to stock the merchandise and ive had to do it for him.

by Dicknipplesalad June 12, 2020

retarded

Moron, idiot, fucktard, etc.

does NOT mean "disabled"

retarded means stupid jackass
Correct: Dude, you're so retarded you just broke my Wii
Incorrect: Damn look at that retarded dude he's autistic

by MinecraftRulesDotCom August 27, 2020

anal retardation

An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.

"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

Or,

"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"

by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009

crap sucking retard

a retard that sucks crap for an extended period of time

john is such a crap sucking retard

by matt15 July 26, 2006

retarded

When you're put in special classes because you cant perform to your full potential. Low IQ. Low learning abilities. Disabilties. Failures in school. Also a name for a dumb person.

I was in special ed. Some kids call me retarded but I just have a low IQ.

by Michael Rehmeyer December 26, 2007

retardabombed

When you drink way too much and won't remember doing stupid things, so people take pics to document your retardation.

Hey did you see Rick dancing with a lamp in my pics from Friday nite? He was seriously retardabombed.

by foodeegirl May 27, 2011