consensual workplace relationship

an affair where both adulterers work together, are in long-term relationships, and still feel the need to cheat

Family should have always been my priority,
but I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship . I'm sorry for any pain that my
actions may have caused to the guys and the
fans but most of all to Ariel. The only thing that
matters right now is my marriage and my
children, and that's where I am going to focus
my attention.

by marysmommymilkers September 28, 2022

McDonald's relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!,

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020

Asynchronous relationship

When you and your partner live near each other but have such conflicting schedules it requires careful planning of calls and visits similar to a long distance relationship.

My boyfriend is about to work evenings and weekends, we’re gonna be asynchronous through the end of April.

I’m a bartender and my girlfriend is a teacher. We are in an asynchronous relationship.

by ayab0t March 11, 2025

Relationship

A form of self strangulation that does not kill you upon immediate contact

If your parents didn’t ruin you— Thai relationship certainly will!

by DoctorFog February 19, 2023

unequal relationship

one person loves more than the other person

She really didn't give a shit about him, they were in an unequal relationship

by archerintraining April 19, 2018

perfect relationship

a perfect realtionship doesnt always have to mean that there no fights, or misunderstandings. one in which there are arguments and misunderstanding because it allows your relationship to grow. it makes you and your significant other more mature together. it allows you to explore lifes meaning together.

i lowkey think we have a perfect relationship

by i1uvhim March 2, 2023

Relationship

I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!

Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*

Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2023