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Speed Racing

Speed Racing: An act of self pleasure performed by men, who masturbate and finger the anus at the same time.
Male 1: "hey did you see that guy in the stall at the bar? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "
by AssMcAssface October 7, 2017
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Clit Race

Rushing to get a girl off, by aggressively rubbing her clit.
"Yo last night I hit a PR in a Clit Race!!"
"That's so sick!"
by Asa Chalmers April 6, 2022
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Race car

A car that is intended to be used in races, usually has modifications like larger engine, turbos, superchargers and no air conditioning.
Gomez thinks he has a race car, but he really has a car with a broken down air conditioner.
by Gomezismybitch August 2, 2017
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The race

A song popularized by rapper tay-k while he was on the run from the cops, rappers today can be heard in their songs sometimes talking about how they did the race, this means like tay-k, they are on the run.
Lyrics from โ€œThe Raceโ€

Fuck a beat I was tryna beat a case
But I ainโ€™t beat that case bitch I did the race
by Twan712 October 5, 2021
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Master Race

Person 1: Has any particular race contributed more to the progress and advancement of human society?
Person 2: Duh! The master race.
Person 1: Oh yeah, White's right.
Person 2: That's mighty white of you.
by LeftsNotRight April 25, 2024
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23XI Racing

A NASCAR team owned by Denny "Dirty Dummy" Hamlin and Michael "Air" Jordan. Bubba Wallace & Tyler Reddick are their drivers. Bubba drives the number 23. Dr. Pepper McDonald's Toyota Camry and Tyler Reddick drives the number 45 Monster energy Nike Air Toyota Camry. They are obviously the most hated team in NASCAR because of bubba Wallace and Denny Hamlin are also the most hated NASCAR drivers period.
Friend 1: 23XI Racing is Good. That 45 is on fire and the 23 is good too!!
Friend 2: I don't like 23XI Racing here or there! I don't like them anywhere! They are the most hated team in all of NASCAR history. Because they cheat, their boss cheats, and they'd wreck everybody every weekend to win a race. dirty dummy hamlin shouldn't be owning that team anyway. He should be sitting at home being an idiot!! No wonder why Michael Jordan is so miserable because he's surrounded by idiots!!!
by WxjediKing94 May 31, 2023
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Critical Race Theory

The most misunderstood theory on this planet. Period.

This theory was only meant to be used and understood in an academic context, but I guess some people decided it would be "cool" to use in mainstream discourse (i.e. social media). Thus, the misunderstanding begins.

In all seriousness, for someone to understand this theory, you would need to understand what "critical theory" is first. I am specifically referring to the philosophical theory that Adorno & Horkheimer invented, which is basically a heated critique on mass-produced culture.

If one does not understand the tenets to this theory, then one should not voice their uninformed opinions on said theory.

Of course, perhaps the fault lies more in the people who decided to abuse this term. And in that case, I understand you 100%, but at the same time it's still unfair to dismiss it as BS.
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "Critical Race Theory is a bunch of BS"
๐— ๐—ฒ: "No, it's not. Either you misunderstood the theory, or you haven't grasped the underlying philosophy behind it."
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "I don't think I'd care enough to learn about it."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "If you don't wish to know more about it, that's fine, just admit you were wrong."
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "Okay SJW."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "Look man I'm only being pedantic. Call me a nerd, call me a know-it-all, but I ain't got nothing to do with SJWs. In fact I'll happily listen to critiques against this theory."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2024
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