Cart Racing

At the end of a nitrous binge, you know in your fucking haze you did not do at least 1 or 2, so everybody starts digging through carts looking for a sealed one.

Man did you see those wooks fucking cart racing?

by Punky Wookster January 17, 2020

Ngpc race series

One of the most elite forms of Grand Prix racing in the western United States. Aside from all the factory and dedicated professionals, the crowd is mostly full of goons that live in the high desert or inland empire. Most of the girls are “homie hoppers” and thots that just screw with every guy there. There has been a group formed by teenagers called the “squid squad” that race or spectate this series that are destructive and full of drama except for a few members of this group. Other than that, it’s a pretty cool race to attend

I went to the NGPC race series and I got the biggest dose of high desert vibes that I’ve ever experienced.

by Ur mom_ February 13, 2020

race-bedwell

this word means huge flaming gay but has a distinct appearance and personality as the character referred to as MCC Loven from the motion picture superbad.

Race-bedwell is a flaming homosexual

by Race bedwell March 3, 2020

race

huge fag

race your a fag

by Race bedwell March 3, 2020

race bedwell

is a huge fagot

race bedwell is gay

by Race bedwell March 3, 2020

Jerk Race

Purposefully go on a 1 minute porno and beat it hardcore and try to cum first go

Holy shit I did a 1 minute jerk race and to win I had to jerk off to the intro
Does winning a jerk race make me better or worse at masturbating?

by Merrickman2003 March 8, 2020

swoop racing

When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps

Dude I managed to get first place in the swoop racing last night

by GoonBoi May 8, 2020