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post-micturition convulsion syndrome

That involuntary crazy-go-nuts wiggle dance that you get sometimes after you pee. Check out the sciencey stuff on Wikipedia.

Also known as a peegasm or pee shivers.
Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy 2, this morning I had to take a huge leak and I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome afterwards.

Buddy 2: Alright, Buddy 1! I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome this morning too! High-five!

Buddy 1: I guess this makes us post-micturition convulsion syndrome pals!

Both: HA HA HA HA!!!111ExclamationpointOnezorz
by I love to piss December 29, 2007
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ghost post

Social media posts written for a brand by a dedicated writer and not by a salaried employee of the company.
Who has the time to update social media? I have a company to run, and I don't want to hire someone for $30K+ a year. Let's just ghost post it. So easy, it's scary.
by puresurplus May 16, 2011
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prostatatot

12 year old girls that look like 18 year old hookers.
My sister is such a prostatatot.
by Slick Mikey March 4, 2003
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Prostitot

A young girl who dresses like a prostitute. They can range anywhere from pre-school to 13 y/o.
Dude, I saw a total prostitot!!! She was like 3ft tall and wearing hoop earings, a mini skirt, and a belly shirt.
by gopre51275 June 11, 2006
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prostitot

Pre-teen girl who often has not yet entered puberty or just entered puberty who dresses in revealing clothing. Easily recognized by short skirts and camisoles with chest pads; often accompanies by ugly pre-teen "skater" boys. Enjoy spenging long hours at the movie theater.
Did you see Jojo's video for "Leave"? She is such a prostitot!
by Mojojoyo September 3, 2008
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prostiwhore

Now, not all whores are prostiwhores, but all prostiwhores are indeed whores. As well not all prostitutes are prostiwhores, but all prostiwhores are indeed prostitutes.

That being said, the prostiwhore is a completely separate entity that stems from being both whore, and prostitute. A whore will sleep with anyone, a prostitute will sleep with anyone that pays. BUT a prostiwhore WILL sleep with anyone PROVIDED you buy them a couple of drinks, dinners, or a slurpee at the nearest 7-11.
Prostiwhore - Any girl you have ever dated........... and quite possibly your wife, if applicable...... but definitely your ex-wife.... no wait... she is just a whore
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post-tard

Someone who has gone from pretard to full retard and come full circle to being 'normal' again. A person who used to be incapable of normal life functions, but now is considered stable. Few people actually make the progression to post-tard. Post-tards are few and far between, but they exist.
Bill Clinton, Whitney Houston, Charlie Sheen

Whitney Houston is the classic example of a post-tard because of her drug-related past and her re-entering into normal society.
by J. Walt February 13, 2007
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