Potato

The thing that replace my brain.... and it works perfect!

Noob:Got Milk?
Me: POTATO!!!!!

by Anusson Weener January 15, 2013

mashing potatoes

The act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed. Eating the potatoes is then optional.

I was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.

by MajorRaze October 14, 2011

Potato Farmer

A man who farms potato.
A boy who resembles a potato.
A man who would rather talk to potatos than go on proper dates.
A man who lives with potatoes.

That potato farmer totally spent last night at home instead of on the date I asked him to.

by BeezyFinestBeezy August 3, 2006

Moist potato

When a woman takes a baked potato and pushes it into her wet vagina. Then she squeezes the contents of the potato out and a man eats it.

My wife gave me a moist potato.

by Weinerbutt May 6, 2014

Potato Masher

A fun variation of the standard hand job. The man lies naked on a kitchen counter, and the woman proceeds to jack him off.

We were bored last night, so we moved into the kitchen where my gf gave me a potato masher.

by Dan I am February 5, 2010

Potato Theory

The first theory of male-female relations that stipulates the following:

You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.

Your mom is yelling because you slept in on your day off?

Forget it bro, Potato Theory.

by TheDamnBatman July 26, 2011

Potatoed

To get 'potatoed' or be in a 'potato' state usually refers to taking a slight overdose of MDMA caps or similar substance. One enters a state of potato or vegetable where the mind no longer references the regular world and only roots the munted state.
If entered in pairs or groups one can often only see the other participant as an actual raw potato on the couch, chair or public infrastructure.

"Fuck mate im potatoed!"
Jesus bruv... you are potatoed right now

by leopardskinpants January 21, 2015