Turkish hot pot

A turkish hot pot was a newish school term, for shitting in a vagina, and beginning to lick it out. A disgusting school boy phrase.

I would like a turkish hot pot.

by alpro July 7, 2009

lobster pot

when you order a beer in a bar and it turns out to be extremely expensive but are obliged to pay for it and finish it

we walked in to this lobster pot of a bar.. ordered a few beers and drank them quick.. when we got the bill, it was three times more than we expected!

by mossko February 4, 2010

Flower Pot

Drunken ass whole that everyone loves. Sort of like a Rose with many thorns. Is extremely cute! But is very mean to ex-girlfriends and ex-crushes. Also cheats on people (hahaha).

Lately you've been acting like a Flower Pot.

by Claire Peterson November 5, 2004

Tea Pot

An adolescent or fraternity type prank where one yanks the arm of a man while he is urinating, thus causing him to let go of his penis and urinate in or on his pants. The arm holding the penis represents the tea pot handle. The penis represents the tea pot spout.

Chris gave Pete a Tea Pot after they had been drinking light beer all day. Pete's waistband snapped back and his dick went all the way back in his pants and he pissed in his pants for at least 2 seconds.

by stevofranco September 16, 2011

skunk pot

cheap or poorly grown pot.

Don't smoke that skunk pot man, those beaners trucked it in in a fucking exhaust pipe!

by kcynic July 23, 2006

Pot-Drunk

Where you smoke so much ganja that you do drunk like activities including but not limited to blacking out

Jay: Siera smoked too much pot and she forgot a full conversation that happened less than 30 minutes ago.

Nick: Shit man she was Pot-Drunk!

by Ganjamaster79 April 23, 2011

Juvenile pot pie

Every seven weeks, an adolescent child will take their dinner to their room. Shortly after arriving, they decide to masturbate into the nutritious meal, thus creating a juvenile pie. The act is only complete after baking the "pie" at 400 degrees for 15 minutes. Said "pie" is usually thrown at gay clowns after baking.

Kenny hated gay clowns so he took his favorite meal upstairs and made a Juvenile pot pie.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011