post-nut delusion

(n.) a feeling of dizziness, lightheaded-ness and disorientation after an orgasm and can happen to both genders

After she climaxed, she had post-nut delusion. She barely remembered anything after she woke up.

by randomblackgirl July 17, 2020

Post Malone

1. The only person in the world, who rides a horse in a music video with a 11th century armour and blue crocs.
2. The only person in the world, who squats on his own crashed Rolls-Royce and takes a badass picture to post it on Instagram.
3. A badass but very humble musician.

A: Did you hear about that singer, who sang the song "rockstar"? Post Malone is his name
B: I created a religion after this person.

by The Real Toast Malone August 10, 2020

Post-exam clarity

The moments immediately after taking an exam in which one experiences feelings of sadness, emptiness, and realizes how to solve questions they didn't answer or dumb mistakes made on easy questions.

That post-exam clarity hit hard, I was stuck on a question for 10 minutes and then all of a sudden I know what the answer is.

by KingBaolan February 4, 2021

Post Mommy Clarity (PMC)

That 5 second silence after you call a girl mommy where you sit in your own shame. Usually the silence is caused by the girl who probably is not very interested anymore. This clarity might bring feelings of worthlessness or failure.

Bro, I had the biggest Post Mommy Clarity (PMC) last night after I called her mommy for the third time in a row!

by boburnhamsmom November 16, 2021

French Postcards

Postcard sized photographs or printed images of nudes published in the latter 19th century. Many came from the French magazine La Beaute that published 75 monthly poses for artists. They were not literally postcards as they were illegal to mail

Gary:What are those billy?

Billy:What is what?

Gary:Those mini nude pics.

Billy:Those are French Postcards.

by The King_50 April 4, 2009

inside post

any entry put onto a forum/social network which is only understood by certain members/friends. it is only understood by these certain members due to a past experience or memory or the person posting and the included members and friends. it might be a direct hit on a certain person-member/friend or not-or a running inside joke between those involved.
basis for the post/entry may be for humor or as communication between select members/friends.
may also be used to put down a certain member. the post would be understood between the person posting and the targeted member only.
the post/entry may or may not have an alternative meaning or reference.
may also be used as code for communication or something illegal or otherwise not to be seen by all.

seriously?!

to all members seems to be a reference to a general statment related to the posters life or situation. but to those included on the inside post it is understood as a cut on a certain person and subsequent joke between them.

lemme ask you a question...
(same as seriously)

by ifyadontknownowyaknow January 23, 2011

National Post Your Girl Best Friend day

Today is the day to post your girl best friend and show her how much she means to you. Guys, post her and tag her in it so that everyone can know that SHE is your girl best friend. No ugly pictures of videos that she won’t like, only pretty ones she will enjoy! January 10 is the day!

john: yooo I just posted you on tiktok!
lacy: why?

john: January 10!!!
lacy: what does that mean?

john: its national post your girl best friend day!

by smart1.com January 8, 2021