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A Lewis Poon

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’
No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)
by Simon News1 July 20, 2022
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Poon Saloon

A shelter or some form of mobile dwelling placed on a sand bar for romantic escapades
“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there
by PSE2022 July 31, 2022
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Poon

A Poon is approximately 10 milliliters of muc (aka cum, semen, wacky liquid, knuckle children, funny hose leakage, 500 grand of dept, the wormies, liquid dream killer...). One poon of muc is enough to perfectly fill one lightbulb casing.
Oh my god, a new record, 17 whole poons of muc in one ejaculation.
I'm about to muc, get ready to catch my poons.
This hot rod can hold 45 poons worth of muc.
by master poonway April 25, 2022
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Poon

Aussie Slang. The act of doing a poo while mooning someone.
The guy was shocked when the girl started to moon him, but even more so when it turned into a poon!
by Boots01 May 5, 2022
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Poon lips

The bigger the poon lips you have the better person you are.
Hey you have big poon lips.
by Connorjohnson058 September 14, 2022
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Poon

hey poon”
who is poon?”
“you. you are poon.”
by anonymous December 18, 2021
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yamming poon

I took rebecca back to my place and i was absolutely yamming poon
by Muncho huncho November 9, 2021
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