plandex

Material made of pleather and spandex and made into pants for fat women to wear in order to make them feel like they are trying to get their sexy back. Not to be confused with sweat pants.

Look Janet, Marge is wearing her plandex pants again. She hasn't missed a meal.

by user3684 April 29, 2012

Plutoligarchy

Portmanteau of plutocracy (rule of the wealthy) and oligarchy (rule of the few). Rule of the wealthy few. plutoligarchs have a lot of political influence and can get the legislature to legislate laws for their benefit. They also usually spend a massive amount of money on advertisements the like to influence the opinions of commonfolk. In these kinds of governments, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Plutoligarchy can cross from corporatism (aka capitalism) to communism.

America is a plutoligarchy. China is a plutoligarchy. Cuba is a plutoligarchy. The UK is a plutoligarchy. Most countries, if not all, are ruled by a small amount of people with lots of dough.

by acfo April 13, 2013

Plebwich

A sandwich made with ingredients only available to plebs/the sandwiches made in the lead up to pay-day when all you have is the end pieces of bread, a tin of four bean mix and ramen noodles.

Alana and Chrisi made awesome plebwiches today cuz they're pre-pay day broke.... Bean Ramen Plebwich with a side of cheese cubes, hell yeah!

by Rearsie October 10, 2013

platypire

A vampire platypus that will eventually take over the world. It started out as a rambunctious platypus that, foolishly, attacked a vampire and turned itself. Since then, it has been going around creating other platypires for its shenanigans.

What the hell is a platypire?

by Nix Wolfwood June 1, 2014

plum thumb

this is the purple/brown like color your thumb turns into after over exerting it into someone's anus (including your own), causing it to slightly become bruised also

Dude, can I borrow your gloves for today? me and Neil were playing hitchhiker sex all night and now I got Plum Thumb from it being up his ass for so long....

by 777geez November 20, 2015

plingus

A plingus is what you get when you combine a plumbo and a mingus.

She fricked my plingus last night until it ejected multiple mumblii.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016

planned hammer

Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.

Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.

Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.

Sarah: Can I come?

Kimmie: No way churchie.

by cokemidget March 31, 2017