pickled excrement 

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005

Pickle Tickler 

Noun,

A tongue, lip or any other Intra-oral and/or peri-oral piercing designed to increase and facilitate stimulation of the penis while performing oral sex. Popular among those who identify themselves as a hoochie, whore, sluts, cholita, juggalette, douche baggette, punk, fairy, puffer, emo, homo, and/or trollo.

I bet that dude with a pony and pickle tickler would bob your knob if you asked him.

Pickle Tickler by JRPGking December 21, 2009

pickle 

The corpse of a brutally drowned cucumber.

Usually used on burgers.

You do realize when you're eating pickles you're eating the corpse of a once-delicious vegetable, right?

pickle by considerthefollowing June 28, 2018

pickle jockey 

A very flamboyant and extremely feminine gay man. Homosexual.

That dude's so gay, what a pickle jockey.

pickle jockey by Jerry A. September 4, 2006

Fruit picking sodomite 

Homosexual man. Made famous by the legendary DCI Gene Hunt

Steven Warren is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!

Fruit picking sodomite by Jaymeh September 23, 2012

snitch pickle juice 

An ejaculation of gonorrhea infected semen left to stagnate inside a woman's vagina

When Debbie went to the clinic she found out Thomas had given her a bad case of snitch pickle juice

snitch pickle juice by A.Shamaru January 1, 2015

Winnet picker 

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

Winnet picker by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003