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Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
by Jose f August 14, 2024
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Man Period

When a guy has the symptoms of a girl on her period but only the mood swings😂
Oh Nos is on his man period again!
by JxKx October 3, 2017
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Shotgun period

When you blow or get blown by someone using a shotgun and there is a lot of blood and guts.
When I blasted this guy off with a shotgun, he had a shotgun period.
by Fartfantehsecond June 9, 2022
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Theoretical Nut Grace Period

The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.
Your honor, that one didn’t count since it was during the theoretical nut grace period.
by TheBeato November 5, 2023
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period

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.
Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring
by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022
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Teleoperated (Teleop) Period

The period of a match during a FIRST FRC Robotics Competition where the robot is controlled by drivers.
How many pieces did they score in the teleoperated (teleop) period?
by gabbygabi June 22, 2025
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Period

period, more of period blood, the thing you get every month. Girls you know what I mean. I have the knowledge of a 7 year old kid. I ate my mothers blood, tasted so warm and refreshing, I thought it was my sippy cup.
Mom: Hey! What are you doing down there.

Kid: Licking your wart poosay to get that Period blood, cause I'm a vampire mommy!
by yourfruitymf December 7, 2022
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