I woke up with the cold sweat, I had a bad case of pearl fever, until I had a dozen or so guys dump their massive load all over my face...and as the last cock spat its pearls all over my face felt better ie the fever went away!
by For a fly guy!!! November 29, 2018
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"What got me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents' swimming pool." - CP, 'Guts'
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Person A: Ew did you see her? She looks like she just climbed out of a sewer, into a trashcan, and immediately went here. Like ew tf.
Person B: Dude stop being such a fucking Pearle.
Person B: Dude stop being such a fucking Pearle.
by Kookykookybitch March 16, 2019
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The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.
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