I sat on the toilet trying squeeze out a big shit, when it let loose and hit the water causing a poo spew. The water came back up and hit me in the chocolate star fish, lifting me off my seat.
by Doodie KaKa July 6, 2006
Get the poo spew mug.Altho written "poo-lice", it's read as "poo-lease". Another word for describing the police where you don't want them to be at.
Tom: "We got this thing called strawberry fair, people offer you mushrooms and everythin"
Percy: "Must be packed with teh poo-lice?"
Percy: "Must be packed with teh poo-lice?"
by percyhasnomercy October 6, 2008
Get the poo-lice mug.When you feel the overwhelming urge to scratch your sphincter through your underpants without having wiped thoroughly on your last poo, you will later find a flower shaped imprint roughly the size of your fingertip where your ring has left its mark
Doris to Leon - Man my ass is well itchy
Leon to Doris - don't press too hard....you know how hard those poo flowers are to remove in the wash
Leon to Doris - don't press too hard....you know how hard those poo flowers are to remove in the wash
by The poo fairy & her merry mole August 21, 2009
Get the poo flower mug.An unsightly brown leather jacket which though intended to look dangerous and rockstarrish or perhaps sophisticated and suave serves only to give off the illusion that it's wearer has become encrusted with shit.
Poo Jacket wearer: "Oh fuck yeah, I'm lookin so dangerous in this sweet as leather jacket"
Girl: "ooooooooooh it's a poo jacket"
Example#2 *it rains and poo jacket melts off*
Poo Jacket wearer: "oh fuck, time to go into the gents to replenish this thing"
Girl: "ooooooooooh it's a poo jacket"
Example#2 *it rains and poo jacket melts off*
Poo Jacket wearer: "oh fuck, time to go into the gents to replenish this thing"
by pyonmeister March 17, 2011
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