animal pants

someone who is above all others; a beast; an animal; a machine or someone who is a gangsta with unlimited swagga and is super sexy

The guy over there who just made that 3-pointer is an animal pants.

by Nicholas drew robertson February 14, 2009

planet fitness pants

planet fitness pants are the skin tight, almost see through latex pants worn by overweight women that work out at planet fitness. these women of course have no business wearing anything that revealing/tight in public but because they're working out (or just came for the free pizza) they feel the urge to show off their flabby, cottage cheese bodies like they are supermodels

damn man, check out the planet fitness pants over there! watching this lady's jelly rolls do cardio is soothing like watching waves crash on the beach.

by mister snugglefcuk August 20, 2011

planes hit the towers

Things went bad, not unlike "shit hit the fan"

Everything was good until Bob got the hiccups... that's about when the planes hit the towers.

by will mitchell July 3, 2003

PANTS HAMMER

One of the many nouns used to describe the male reproductive organ.
Also known as: What your mom was munching on last night.

"Wow, I'd like to give his mom a pound with my pants hammer!"

by E. Nigma June 10, 2007

pants-down

a phrase used to describe something especially shocking and/or awesome, a more extreme version of 'hands-down'.

Sally"That boy over there yonder in hands-down gorgeous"

Vicky"That may be true, but that man over there a ways is pants-down gorgeous"
Sally"Ooohh your right. Hands-down will not cut it when you have pants-down"

by CarolinaMasFine July 20, 2010

atypical pants

Leg coverings that are not usually found on the leg.

"Take those atypical pants off! They're not supposed to go your legs!"

by G. Thomas August 8, 2006

hobbit pants

n. Derisive name given to short khakis, capris or bermudas whose hemline falls anywhere between the knees and the ankles, worn by short, obese, white, bearded would-be hipsters from New Zealand to New Jersey, in order to hide the fat. Generally worn with a big shirt, most often Hawaiian.

Kevin Smith likes to wear his hobbit pants with a bowling team shirt.

Peter Jackson wore hobbit pants barefoot all through the shooting of "Lord of the Rings".

by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008