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Wank rags

Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom, simply and sensationally written, and politically biased. Often containing photographs of scantily clad (and sometimes) nude women. Also referred to as "Red Tops", for their red nameplate. Examples include The Sun, The Daily Star & The Daily Mirror
"Tomorrow - from broadsheets to wank rags - I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of Tom looking like a fucking political colossus, you know - Tom meeting the Pope, Tom in a NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies." - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)
by PeterMannion May 1, 2019
mugGet the Wank ragsmug.

Rag

When someone is taking forever they are ragging it
Dude stop ragging and just rip the snap already
by RaggyRags69 May 21, 2018
mugGet the Ragmug.

rag arm

A weak armed person, usually a pitcher in baseball or quarterback in football. Alternatively a noodle arm. Taunting chant in movie Eight Men Out directed at weak armed pitcher. Arm is weak and lacks muscle and looks like a rag. A humiliating thing to be called. Bernie Kosar personified it.
"Hey rag arm, you couldn't break a window with that weak stuff. Your not a pitcher just a belly itcher, you rag arm scrub!
by 80's rock April 20, 2023
mugGet the rag armmug.

do rag

A bandana or similar material tied & worn to resemble rag hair restraints used by Black domestics in the Old South. This style do rag has one or two knotted points in front .Original purpose was keeping dirt ,etc from the individuals hair.Now worn for work or style.
Thats a fine looking do rag ! How did you learn to tie it just right? Now let's get to work Johnny.
by BluStarr September 24, 2016
mugGet the do ragmug.

ragged her ass

The act of aggressively groping someone's ass with a washcloth
1. I ragged her ass last night

2. I want you to rag my ass
by Dacock April 22, 2018
mugGet the ragged her assmug.

Dollar Tree Do-rag Man

The only do rags people were anymore because they don't know where to actually buy them. Also the new wave is to cut the man out and post it on random things.
Kid-**needs to build a rocket for school and puts Dollar Tree Do-rag Man on it**(had glitter on it too)
**holding the rocket**
** glitter comes off**
Kid- The dollar Tree do-rag man nutted on me
by tekashicollinsnorth May 25, 2019
mugGet the Dollar Tree Do-rag Manmug.

mutt rag

a rag used to clean up kent juice, queef juice, spilt beer, chesse farts.
Ted haus me that mutt rag so I can clean up all your moms kent juice
by Teddy Chester Chesee January 21, 2009
mugGet the mutt ragmug.

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