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Friendly Fire

1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.
"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"
by J Kong October 22, 2013
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Fire the cannon

to fart on the toilet
to fart loudly in a place that will create an echo
Honey what are you doing in there? "I had to fire the cannon"
by Embrey April 4, 2010
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Reign of fire

Easily the worst film ever produced, they managed to take something as cool as dragons taking over the world and completely shat ALL over it in the piss take that is this film.

I've put a few examples which may well be wrong but the film rotted my brain so much it's hard to express how crap it is
1.Somehow American people in Reign of Fire manage to fly a few helicopters across the ocean not only without explaining how they manage to fly that distance but also without being owned by the dragons

2.They miss the point entirely by having the dragons only eating ASH instead of people

3.The allstar american dragonslayers who skydive are munched up pretty rapidly, surely these supermen would've been trained a bit better or realise how stupid it is to jump right out the sky at a dragon
by Kieren and Grae July 3, 2006
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fire pussy

A red head's vagina.
by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj June 21, 2007
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fire escape

When someone is standing in a doorway and you kick them in the crotch to make them move. Formerly used only when someone was blocking a fire exit during an emergency, the "fire escape" is now used in any situation where a person is standing in a doorway.
*fire escapes the person in crotch* get out of the doorway before we all burn to death!
by Ben Hartman July 10, 2006
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AIDS Fire

A fire sparked by the friction of homosexual man-on-man relations rumored to give AIDS to all who feel its warmth and Herpes to any who breath in the smoke.
I got caught in that AIDS Fire in the Village last night and am now HIV positive.
by JUOTnet November 12, 2010
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Friendly Fire

this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
by Jack10392 May 6, 2010
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