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very clean

Oi'blud mandem this shit is very clean and dope !
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McDonald's Bathroom Clean

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.
Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!
by boggler June 29, 2019
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spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)
"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
by Lilith666 March 24, 2019
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Vigorous Household Cleaning

Safe-for-work euphemism: the act of rigorous intercourse at home. Often following a period of abstinence.
After a six month dry spell, I've got a Tinder date tonight; I'm hoping we'll go back to mine for a night of vigorous household cleaning.
by The Projectionist March 29, 2019
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stay clean shawty

Stay clean just means dont have a hairy vagina
A - stay clean shawty
B - stfu
by Eileen Rayne April 15, 2019
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Clean Shaven

Man man who has no more genitals and is as blank as a Barbie doll
Shit dude I went trim the hedges and now my dog is clean shaven
by Soak in the bath June 12, 2019
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Landlord clean

The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.
I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.
by Sskatz June 12, 2019
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