keyboard cleaning

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

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Akron Steam Cleaning

When you stand naked over a Hot air Humidifier and bend over so team goes up your butt hole

To sooth my butt hole after a night of gay sex, I stood over over my hot air humidifier giving myself an Akron Steam Cleanings!

by Smitty870 February 15, 2024

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simply clean services

The best cleaning business in New England. Keep it simple, simply clean.

Simply clean services cleans my lake house, we love them!

by anonymous April 27, 2024

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clean sweep

When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.

Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!

by Last Hurrah Club February 11, 2023

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I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.

Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023

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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

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