kitten noodle soup

like chicken noodle soup but with kittens.

I ate some fucking good kitten noodle soup last night.

by titsmcbitches May 2, 2009

Pot Noodle Psychosis

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.

Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.

by pixelfingers September 3, 2016

Noodle soup fucking

When coronavirus has you so discombobulated that you not only forget the chicken for your soup but you forget how to say fucking noodle soup

I forgot the chicken so I’m having noodle soup fucking again. Shit, that’s not right.

by baby face megeee March 20, 2020

tallahassee noodle fuck

When somebody fucks another somebody with a limp penis

Last night after the party I accidentally Tallahassee noodle fucked somebody

by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018

Kim Jum Noodles

The shit they be cooking in foods class...

"These niggas be cooking up some Kim Jum Noodles."

by Some Asian Chef in Afghanistan June 12, 2018

Noodle Pipe Hype

When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.

Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.

by The Sadist September 30, 2021

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup

A song the Stranger Things cast made to annoy fellow cast members

Hey did you hear Chicken Noodle Soup song by the Stranger Things cast

Yeah! It's great

Yep one of Caleb McLaughlin's greatest inventions

Like sliding down escalators

by finnersz September 26, 2019