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The Patrick Effect

The Patrick Effect is a statistical phenomenon discovered in Austria.

It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.
'Bro, last week he told me we would hang out but I haven't heard anything from him since.'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'
by Dr. Mr. Me June 20, 2018
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Patrick (Last Name)

The Patricks are fucking RICH I mean, Houses on private islands and 10 Ferraris each. They're a family of 13.
Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?
by HOmoEREctus123 September 1, 2018
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Patrick's Kai'Sa

Slang for losing an easy game
Me; Dude I'm so fed, we better not pull a Patrick's Kai'Sa on this game

Me; How the fuck did we lose? You all pulled a fucking Patricks's Kai'Sa didn't you?
by DeclaringPond May 28, 2018
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patrick tsang

An epic leader of sorts. Capable of great change even writing hard headed people. An empowering individual who pushes everyone around him to achieve the highest level of excellence!

In short, a good man and a fine gentleman of excellent quality.

Also the best person to recommend a restaurant.
Damn... That guy is a Patrick Tsang

Damn... I wish i could Patrick Tsang things up at work
by Basboosa the Great June 8, 2018
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The Patrick Star

When 3 woman engage in the act of scissoring all together.
Hey Ladies are we going to do The Patrick Start tonight?
by Artthegreat14 August 31, 2022
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James Patrick Galvin

usually looks like a fly wearing goggles. he also can't pull for his life and he will NEVER EVER share his toe nail clippers. when his done using his toe nail clippers, he licks them clean. and he is a homosexual, not a pedophile.
i saw him licking his clippers! What a James Patrick Galvin!
by blind_squirrel September 13, 2022
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Charlton patrick gibbons

jeffery: yo where is charlton patrick gibbons
Finn: idk but hes really short
by anonymous October 24, 2022
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